he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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