my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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