Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
the raccoons are back...
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