Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
