Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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