no, he came in my armpit
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
A bitchslap is in order.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Randomize
