he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the day after is always just damage control
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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