My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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