Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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