2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
