My hand turned me down
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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