6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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