All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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