I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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