The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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