Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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