Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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