Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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