Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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