Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We're too hungover to prance.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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