You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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