I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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