Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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