What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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