was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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