3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
last night I used snow as a chaser
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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