census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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