Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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