p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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