So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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