i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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