ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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