I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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