Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
