idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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