I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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