yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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