I got chris browned last night
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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