It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm both gender and math confused
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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