Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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