Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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