I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Less talking, more tequila
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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