I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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