you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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