I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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