Pappa wants mamma naked
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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