I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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