She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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