There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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