Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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