It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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