I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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