what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
How's work?
Spinning.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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