please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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