so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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