? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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